Bad @$$ Rocker White Guys

Just watched the Wrestler.  Was feeling that it was a good movie until I heard "Balls To the Wall" by Accept.  Then it became great movie.

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Quite frankly, it’s entertaining as hell, and as a result I’m finding myself extremely nostalgic for the bad-@$$-rocker-white-guys.

Now it’s the rappers who make it rain c-notes while ridin’ around in a Ferrari with all the bitties they can pour Moet on, but it used to be the bad-@$$-rocker-white-guys administrating that party.  Plus they were pretty much guaranteed to do something light years over-the-top for additional entertainment value.

Sure some rappers drink syzzurp, smoke L’s, pistol whip folks, and that’s cool…but it’s nowhere near as gangsta as mainlining Jack Daniels and speedballs all night.  These men should be commended as marvels of science.  Someone needs to test their blood for super-genes we can use to build an army for the star wars program.  AND I’m callin’ for the Wheaties box appearance ‘cause I bet Lance Armstrong can’t mainline whiskey and speedballs all night.  No f’in way.

I haven’t heard of a good old-fashioned hotel room trashing since Courtney Love last year.  She’s like 45 with wee ones and that’s just sad with a real low entertainment value. 

So when I saw these dudes in the “Balls…” video head bang that wall down...verklempt.

What band will fill this void in our lives and bring about the resurgence of the bad-@$$-rocker-white-guys??

..’cause if have I go another 2 years without hearing about some rock band pouring everclear, quaaludes, and spaghetti into a hotel jacuzzi while 3 blondes with bare silicon soup-ups tickle fight to a power ballad at 4pm, 5ft away from a family of 6, I’m movin’ to North Carolina, going to bed every night by 7, and waitin’ for the Good Lord to take me.  It really just won’t be worth it anymore…

Please come back bad-@$$-rocker-white-guys.  We miss you.